Memories of Jimmy Carter…

(When I turned on the news yesterday afternoon and learned that former President Jimmy Carter had passed away at age 100, my mind was filled with memories of the two years I spent covering him for The National Enquirer in 1977-78. Here are my reminisces.)

 

By the end of 1976, Watergate had paralyzed the government and Americans were ready for a change in leadership. Tricky Dick was so consumed with defending himself about his role in the Watergate mess that the government was basically running itself. The Republicans knew that, with Gerald Ford, Nixon’s VP as their candidate, they were on the short end of the stick in the upcoming election. Their candidate was not only part of the establishment voters had learned to hate, but he had pardoned his infamous predecessor for his crimes. As a result, Ford had a certain amount of the same stink as his Nixon.

Meanwhile, the Democrats, taking advantage of the voters’ disgruntled mood, sought out a candidate that was as far removed as possible from Washington and the Watergate scandal. They wanted a candidate who not only presented a fresh face, but projected a wholesome image of the so-called “common man.” Finally, after intense screening, they selected a Southerner, a man named James Earl Carter Jr. who, with his toothy grin and impressive record as governor of Georgia, seemed to fill the bill. The choice proved to be a wise one and, in the general election on November 2, 1976, Carter won by a landslide victory.

***

In late November, three weeks after the election, Jan Goodwin, my editor at The Enquirer, called me into her office.

“Do you fancy a trip to Washington?” she asked.

“Got a government waste story?”

“No,” he replied. “I mean permanently.”

I drew back.

“Permanently?”

She nodded.

“The boss wants you to go live in Washington and become our Jimmy Carter reporter. Now that we’ve got a deep Southerner in the White House, he says another deeper Southerner like yourself is the perfect person to cover him.”

“The Boss” Simon was referring to was none other than Generoso Pope Jr., editor and publisher of the Enquirer.

It was so sudden that, at first, I didn’t know how to answer.

“You’ll be working out of the Washington bureau,” Jan continued. “There will be government waste and some medical stories. Mostly what Mr. Pope wants are human interest stories about the new president.”

“Can I think about it?” I asked finally.

There was a long silence.

“You want to go up there for a few days just to see if you like it?” Jan suggested. “You can go sightseeing, check out the bureau, get a feel for the nation’s capital. It’ll be totally different from south Florida.”

I told Jan to have the travel department set up the trip.

***

The next morning, I caught a flight from Palm Beach to Washington National. Before I arrived, I knew exactly what my plans were. I had always wanted to go sightseeing in the nation’s capital. As soon as I checked into the DuPont Plaza Hotel, I caught a taxi and went straight to the Smithsonian. There, I spent four hours seeing the Spirit of St. Louis, replicas of the Columbian ships, the woolly mammoths, and the seemingly endless collection of art and artifacts housed in the museum. It was too much for one day.

That afternoon, I visited the Enquirer bureau offices in the National Press Building at 14th and Constitution, and as I walked through the shiny, marble hallways, I passed offices representing newspapers from throughout the world. There were publications from Hong Kong, Jakarta, Sydney, Berlin, Vienna, Amsterdam, Moscow, New Delhi, Johannesburg, and Rio de Janeiro. My goodness, I thought, this is the big time. Afterward, on a trip to Capitol Hill, I wandered through the congress and senate chambers, soaking up their history. Finally, I lazed away the rest of the autumn afternoon in the park at DuPont Circle, listening and watching as the locals argued politics and played chess.

Everything in this town centered on the government. It was filled with history, culture, music, theater, and the arts and, whether I wanted to admit it or not, I was becoming weary of Florida. I still loved the beach and I liked to go deep sea fishing every month or two, but culturally, Florida didn’t have much to offer. I had never lived in the middle of a large metropolitan city and, secretly, I had always wanted to live the life of a full-fledged city boy and wear suits, dine at fancy restaurants, and go to the theater with a beautiful woman on my arm. As big cities go, it wasn’t New York, but it was close. Suddenly, I realized how I hungered for the different and the new. The following morning, I called Jan and told her I wanted to make the move.

Two weeks later, I was safely ensconced in the Hilton at the top of Connecticut Avenue and had my first assignment, “The Childhood of Jimmy Carter.”

“There has got to be some scandal in this man’s life,” Jan said. “All little boys tie cans to dog’s tails and tear wings off butterflies. Mr. Pope wants to know all of the bad things he’s done. The clips say he’s had lots of problems with his younger brother Billy over the years. Be sure to check that out.”

So I joined a team of reporters and was shipped off to Plains, Georgia, Carter’s hometown, to see what we could dig up. The oldest of four children born to James Earl Carter Sr. and the former Lillian Gordy, the new president was part of a second-generation peanut farming family. From the first day of the investigation, “Jim Bob,” as Mr. Pope facetiously nicknamed the new president, seemed to be a model citizen.

As a high school student, he was class valedictorian, a member of the FFA, and an avid churchgoer. After high school, his father used his political connections to win him an appointment to the Naval Academy at Annapolis, where he graduated with honors.

After completing his service in the Navy, Carter returned to Plains for several years and ran the family farm before entering politics. Quickly, he moved up the ranks, becoming first a state senator, then, after one unsuccessful bid, he was elected governor in 1970.

Carter brought a toothy smile, a down-home folksiness, and a certain childlike innocence to Georgia politics. At the time he was elected president, he’d been married to his high school sweetheart, the former Rosalynn Smith, for twenty-eight years and they had three adult sons and a young daughter.

“Jim Bob’s” mother, Miss Lillian, was the family matriarch and obviously on my short list for an in-depth interview.

When I sat down with her at the “Pond House” near the family home in Plains,the first thing she asked about was my affiliation.

“The National Enquirer?” she said. “Oh, John, I love your publication. There are great recipes and household tips, and I can catch up on all the Hollywood gossip, but I could never be seen buying one. Why, I’d be the laughing stock of Plains, Georgia.”

“So how do you get it?” I asked.

“Thelma Blevins gets it in the mail,” she replied, almost in a whisper. “Once she reads it, she gives it to me. Once I’ve read it, I pass it on to Henrietta Cline and she passes it to Rhoda McElroy. Is all that stuff true about UFOs and aliens?”

“There lots of evidence to support it,” I replied. “Whether it’s true or not, people like to read about it.”

“Oh, yes!” she replied. “It’s all very interesting.”

I asked about the long-time rivalry between Jimmy and his brother Billy.

“When they were young, they were the best of friends,” she said. “Although there was several years’ difference in their ages, they played ball, fished in the creeks, and worked on the farm together. After my husband died and Jimmy returned and took over the family business, Billy was sorely disappointed. He thought the farm should come to him after my husband passed and, from that point on, nothing was ever the same. If Jimmy said something was black, Billy called it white.”

Miss Lillian said her oldest son had inherited the gift of gab from his father and it had carried him a long way in life.

“Jimmy could talk to people,” she said. “He could convince people to do things and get them to take orders from him. Billy, on the other hand, never had that. He liked to keep to himself and read books.”

After eight days in Plains, we found none of the bad things Mr. Pope had been expecting. The new president had been a model citizen. He’d never been arrested, and he’d been an avid churchgoer who followed all the rules and proved to be an asset to his community. The only bad thing we found was that, once, during the church service when he was eight years old, he’d taken a penny out of the plate when it was passed.

“Is that all you’ve got?” Jan said when I filed my story.

“That’s it,” I said. “This guy is squeaky clean.”  

I could hear the disappointment in her silence.

***

So I settled into covering the new president. I knew GP had no interest in politics. Enquirer readers couldn’t care less about the infighting between the Democrats and Republicans. Subjects like budget deficits, foreign policy, cabinet reshuffles, and Supreme Court appointments were totally lost on Enquirer readers. What “the boss” wanted was personal tidbits about the president, his idiosyncrasies, anything unusual about him and his pets, his sense of fashion, and quirky, silly gossip overlooked in the daily press.

Early on, I learned that stories about his brother Billy were almost as popular as stories about the president himself. One afternoon, I got a call from the mayor of Plains, saying Billy had bought a new home in nearby Buena Vista.

“Now that his brother is president, Billy thinks he’s too good to live in Plains with us regular folks,” the mayor said. “Well, I can tell you, the people of Plains are just as good as Billy Carter.”

Outraged, he went on and on.

“The people of Plains won’t miss him,” the mayor said. “If he’s so high and mighty, he can just go to Buena Vista and stay there. The people of Plains are glad to be rid of him.”

The call was a gift from heaven. It went on the front page and more than made up for the poor showing I had on the childhood story.

A few days later, I wrote a truly stupid story with a headline that read, “Nation’s Capital welcomes Southerners.” Mr. Pope wanted to be sure that his readers knew Carter and his new administration of mostly southerners were being graciously welcomed in the capital.

The story consisted of quotes from long-time Washington residents saying things like “President Carter is going to make us a fine president,” “We just love southerners here in the nation’s capital,” and “I’ve never seen such fine people as these southerners who are here to help our new president.” Great God, I thought, as I filed the story, what am I doing with my life?

***

Another of my regular reportorial chores was to attend the First Baptist Church in Washington, the First Family’s adopted church, and report on the president’s worship activities. On Sunday mornings, I would arrive around 9:15 a.m. and drive slowly past the church’s front entrance. At either corner of the block, I would see the Secret Service agents at their posts. All of the old women and an assortment of other parishioners would be loitering near the front door, waiting to greet the First Family.

Around 9:45 a.m., the presidential limousine would pull up in front and Jimmy, Rosalynn, and little Amy would emerge. Striding beside the president was the marine corporal who carried the “football,” the briefcase that contained the secret codes for launching the nation’s nuclear weapons. Once the trio had run the gauntlet of well-wishers, they would enter the church and take a seat in their special pew. The First Family pew was situated perfectly in the middle balcony of the upper level in the church facing the pulpit. Once everyone was seated, the minister would begin the day’s sermon and, after some thirty minutes, he would begin to call on churchgoers to testify for Christ.

Invariably, during services, the pastor would call on the president to testify, and Jimmy would launch into a lengthy diatribe about the influence Christ had had on his life. Once the president started talking, it was almost like he was delivering a political speech, but, in this case, he wasn’t asking for votes; he was making his personal testimony for Jesus. Once services were finished, the First Family had to run the gauntlet again to return to the presidential limo.

Over the next two years, I covered more and more Jimmy Carter stories, many of which were fluffy little pieces about Miss Lillian’s favorite soap operas and Rosalynn’s favorite dresses and little Amy taking her dog to the vet.

Mr. Pope was keenly interested in the president’s health and, every few months, Jan instructed me to go to the White House and get all of the results from the president’s most recent medical checkup. The White House physician, a tall, balding, serious man in his early sixties, would always meet me in a small press office near the front door, then he would read off the president’s test results on blood pressure, PSA, dietary requirements, cardiac indicators, and sodium levels. Even if all of the tests were good, PG felt it was worth a story because he wanted his readers to know their president was in great health.

Even before he was elected, Carter was the object of his younger brother’s revenge. When the press met Carter’s family in Plains for the first time, Billy was ready to pounce.

“My whole family is crazy,” he said. “My mother joined the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight. My sister is a motorcycle freak; my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist, and my brother thinks he’s going to be president. I’m the only sane member of this family.”

After riding his brother’s coattails to fame as a good ole beer-drinking country boy, Billy got an agent, became a regular on the national talk show circuit, and even had a beer named after him. While promoting Billy Beer in London, the younger brother relieved himself in the bushes at Heathrow Airport in front of the press and a host of international dignitaries. Naturally, the world press had a field day with that one.

Meanwhile, I loved my life in DC. After work each day, I would leave the office, take the subway to DuPont Circle, then walk to the Hilton. Once I had showered, I would take my bicycle and explore off-the-beaten-path historical sites such as the Georgetown restaurant where JFK proposed to Jackie, the apartment where Senator Grover Cleveland housed his mistress and their illegitimate child, or the boarding house where John Wilkes Booth and his accomplices laid plans to assassinate Lincoln.

One of the true wonders of the nation’s capital has always been its history. Raw history lives in every square inch of Washington, D.C., but one must go out and discover it. Many times, the act of discovery will prove to be more entertaining that the history itself. During those history-seeking afternoons, if the mood struck, I would stop by a French restaurant on Connecticut for a red wine and bouillabaisse, or pedal down to Georgetown for coconut chicken at the Tsingtao on Wisconsin Ave. Those were such happy days!

I will always remember the two glorious years I spent in the nation’s capital covering Carter. The country boy that grew up in the hills of North Alabama became a full-fledged city wearing suits, taking taxi cabs everywhere and dining at fancy restaurants on Mr. Pope’s dime. All of it happened because of James Earl Carter.

Thanks, Jimmy! Thanks for the memories! May you rest in peace!

 

Raymond Burr – How Hollywood Protected Him

Homosexuality had been an integral part of Hollywood culture since the inception of the motion picture industry. From Hollywood’s earliest days, thousands upon thousands of gay men had proven themselves in behind-the-camera posts such as casting, wardrobe, makeup, cameramen, and even as directors and producers. When a gay man became a major box office star, the studio bosses expected and even demanded that the star’s sexual orientation be kept a closely guarded secret. After all, Hollywood’s leading men were expected to portray the type of virile male that made women swoon and men cheer. Any hint that the actor was not a macho man hunk was absolutely not tolerated in public.

Actor Raymond Burr, the subject of this story, learned early on as his star rose in Hollywood, that his sexual orientation could wreck his career. His life was a sad and ongoing battle to hide his homosexuality.

A native of Canada, little was known about Burr’s childhood. His father ran a hardware store and his mother was a music teacher in British Columbia, but beyond that, few hard facts were available. Although there were numerous stories about trips to China with his parents and tales of various marriages and children, the only fact that could be proven about Burr was that, as a small boy, he would spend endless hours in the family garden growing and cultivating roses.

As an adult, Burr was a burly, gravel-voiced bear of a man who broke into Hollywood as a heavy during the film noir craze of the fifties. Breaking bones and making violent threats was his stock in trade during those years and he appeared in more than forty, mostly gangster, films with some of the biggest stars of the day. In 1960, he was cast in the title role of Perry Mason, the most famous defense attorney in television history that always won his case with a daring last-minute on-the-stand revelation or confession.

The same year he got the contract, Raymond met Robert Benavides, an aspiring young actor and Korean War veteran who had a job on the series. They quickly became lovers and, shortly afterward, Raymond got Robert a permanent, behind-the-camera spot on the show that eventually led to him becoming a producer. Although they would be “partners” for more than thirty years, they both knew they had to keep their relationship a closely guarded secret.

Over the ensuing years, a conspiracy of lies and fabrications involving publicists, show regulars, gossip columnists, and even Raymond himself managed to keep his secret hidden. Publicists regularly planted stories that he was dating various young starlets and, during the late fifties, even arranged dates between Burr and several beautiful aspiring actresses so directors and producers could see them on the arm of a big star. Although a sham, it was a win-win for all parties.

In truth, Burr was briefly married to an actress during his early days in Tinseltown. Although the union was brief, this information was played up front and center in all of his professional bios and press releases. Hedda Hopper, the most famous gossip columnist of the day, never divulged his secret because her son William played Perry Mason’s sidekick private investigator on the show. When regulars on the show were asked about Burr’s homosexuality, they always dodged the subject with the comment, “It’s none of my business.”

Over the years, Raymond and Robert built a vast business empire that included exotic orchids, fine wine, seashells, Portuguese water dogs, and extensive real estate holdings, which included homes in LA, Hawaii, and an island in the South Seas. These business interests enabled them to live the life of royalty. In 1974, they bought an old farm in Sonoma’s Dry Creek Valley and developed it as a winery that was named after Burr upon his death and still bears his name.

While Burr was active to some degree in all of their businesses, his favorite was the orchid business where he cultivated and crossbred exotic orchids. His holdings included nurseries in California, Hawaii, the Azores, and the South Seas. His favorites were exotic black orchids, and Burr would spend endless days in his California nursery, making copious notes and studying the characteristics of various sub-species. Over the course of his work, he added more than 1300 new species to the worldwide catalogue.

“The genome of the rose is child’s play when compared to the complexity of the orchid genome,” he once said. “Studying the intricacies of the orchid genome is like listening to a Beethoven symphony.”

In late 1992, Burr was diagnosed with kidney cancer and doctors urged that the cancerous kidney be removed. Only days after the surgery, he began experiencing excruciating pain and, after further examination, doctors reported the cancer had spread into the lungs and liver and was now inoperable. At the news, Burr said he wanted to return to the Sonoma ranch to spend his last days.

Only days after this story broke, Simon called me.

“Perry Mason is dying,” he said. “We have a source in Santa Rosa who is friends with the nurse in attendance. All you got to do is go there and wait until he dies. Don’t hesitate to push her for details. We’re paying her lots of money for the exclusive story.”

The following day, I was on a plane to Healdsburg, California to meet the source. At the meeting, we agreed she would call me twice a day over the following week with updates on Burr’s condition. If he died, she was to call me immediately. On Friday afternoon, she called and reported Burr was dead. I asked about his final hours.

This is the story she told.

On the morning of September 3, 1993, Burr, who had been on a morphine drip for over two weeks, awoke, turned to Robert, and asked about the status of the ranch’s chardonnay grapes, the livestock, and his beloved orchids.

Robert knew the end was near, and his eyes filled with tears as his long-time partner asked questions about ranch operations as if he were going to be there forever.

“What about the Bulbophyllum Filiforme specimens in nursery number four?” Burr asked. “We had thirty-two new specimens in early August. Are they healthy and blooming?”

“They’re fine,” Robert replied.

A long silence.

“Ray,” Robert said tenderly, taking his hand, “I wanted to thank you for the wonderful life we’ve had together. I couldn’t have asked for a more wonderful friend and partner.”

“You realize,” Burr said, “the Filiforme has to have a constant temperature of at least 64 degrees or they’ll wither and die. As natives of West Africa, their genome requires much warmer temperatures than other orchids.”

“Yes, Ray,” Robert replied. “I know, but this is not really the time to be discussing business. We should—”

“I can’t wait until the black Filiforme are adult plants,” Burr continued. “The differentiation between the jet black colors and the green is absolutely amazing. Once we have adults, I want several brought into the ranch house. Maybe one in the sitting room by the zebra and another on the Italian marble table beside the fireplace.”

“Ray,” Robert said again, trying to get his attention.

“No, on the mantel; that’s where I want them,” Burr continued. “I can see them now, those glossy black colors against the royal blue wallpaper.”

“Ray,” Robert said. “I’m trying to say goodbye.”

“And what about the pink Orchondrinea?” Burr said. “Are the nursery workers aware of their sunlight requirements?”

Robert could see he was getting nowhere.

“You never listen to me,” he said sadly.

“Now be sure you tell Carlos that the newer pink Bienchadea orchids in nursery number six require…”

Suddenly, the diatribe stopped. For a moment, Burr looked straight at Robert as if he were about to say something important, then he slowly slumped backward on his pillow. Around noon, he slipped into a coma and died.

 The following week, when the story was printed, there was only a tiny blurb on the front page which read: “Raymond Burr’s Final Hours!!” Inside, however, the story got a full-blown centerfold spread.

 The headlines blared: “Perry Mason Makes Deathbed Request!! Long-time Lover Sadly Watches Famous Actor Die!!” There was even a photo of me with my byline.

His obituary, which appeared in newspapers and magazines throughout the world, represented little more than the fabrications, the lies, and half-truths which had been disseminated over the years by publicists and Burr himself. The conspiracy to hide the truth about Burr’s homosexuality was complete.

Only after his death did books and magazine articles start to print the truth. Interestingly enough, at the time of his death, Hollywood had considerably softened its posture on homosexuality, probably because of the massive publicity generated by the AIDS epidemic. In the late eighties and early nineties, studios and big stars felt it was good public relations to support AIDS projects. While several big stars and studio executives were openly gay, the unspoken strictures that Burr had faced were somewhat loosened. Burr, with an intricately woven web of protective lies and half-truths, had borne the brunt of the discrimination and had weathered it quite well.

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(This excerpt was taken from my book Thanks PG:Memoirs of A Tabloid Reporter which retraced my twenty years as a reporter for the National Enquirer. You may buy the book at https://tinyurl.com/2zdhru92

Death of Sammy Davis Jr.

In the course of my career as a Hollywood reporter, I spent countless days and weeks on death watch stories, when the US and world press—depending on the degree of fame of the subject—would congregate outside the home or the hospital where the star was lying on his/her deathbed.

     But nothing had prepared me for what we witnessed at the time that beloved Sammy Davis Jr. was dying inside his Beverly Hills home.

     Born in Harlem in 1925, Davis began his career in vaudeville at the age of three as a member of The Will Mastin Trio, a dancing and singing troupe that consisted of Davis, his father, and the group’s namesake.

     After military service, Davis rejoined the group and they toured nationally, playing clubs, parties, and social events. Almost overnight, he began to achieve success on his own and became an A-list recording artist and actor.

     He sang the title track for the 1954 film Six Bridges to Cross and later starred in the Broadway play Mr. Wonderful. In 1972, his song “The Candy Man Can” was the No. 1 single on the pop charts.

     After becoming a member of the famous Frank Sinatra Rat Pack in 1959, he made several films with the group, and later had his own popular television show and became a headliner in Las Vegas.

     At age twenty-nine, he lost his left eye in an auto accident, but the tragedy failed to dampen his love of show business. For almost a year, he wore a patch until he was fitted with a glass eye.

     Shortly afterward, he converted to Judaism. Ironically, the accident took him from being a well-known entertainer to a national celebrity. He was a genius at making jokes about it.

     Once before a golf match, Jack Benny asked Davis what his handicap was.

     “Handicap?” Davis said. “Talk about handicap; I’m a one-eyed Negro Jew.” Over the years, that would become a signature quote for Davis.

      In late 1989, Davis was diagnosed with throat cancer and doctors explained that surgery to remove his larynx would be the best solution. Davis replied he would rather keep his voice than have part of his throat removed and opted for a combination of radiation and chemotherapy.   

     Although this helped for a while, his condition worsened only weeks afterward and doctors sadly announced they could do nothing more.

     Finally, over the days of May 13-16, 1990, the world’s press converged on his home to await his death. Never had I seen a mob of reporters like the one in front of Davis’s Summit Drive home in Beverly Hills.

     A throng of more than three hundred journalists from around the world jammed traffic along the winding street and cops had to be called so the other residents of the exclusive canyon neighborhood could get in and out of their palatial homes.

    Davis’s next-door neighbor called police after reporters trampled his strawberry patch; his neighbor across the street turned on sprinklers daily to prevent reporters from sitting on the front lawn. Since there was no parking or sidewalks on Summit Drive, old friends, seeking to pay last respects, had to be dropped off.

    One showbiz friend in a wheelchair had to be wheeled almost two blocks to the house. Meanwhile, hungry reporters were taking photos and tag numbers of everyone who went in or came out of the house.

    While the scene outside the home was nothing short of a three-ring circus, the scene inside was even more bizarre. Since late 1978, Davis had been a target of the IRS.

    The agency claimed that not only had he been under-reporting his income, but they had disallowed several shelters he had claimed in recent returns. Also, in recent years, the IRS had been confiscating all of his income from shows, tours, and Las Vegas appearances to pay off the debt.

    Now, as he lay dying, the tab was at $5.2 million and tax agents were not only assessing all of his personal possessions to sell at auction, but he was flat broke.

    My source, a close friend of Davis’s wife Altovise, said the home was a veritable treasure trove of showbiz memorabilia. There was an estimated $1.5 million in jewelry, an Andy Warhol soup can painting valued at $25,000, signed photos of Davis pals Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe, his lavish costumes, more than three hundred musical scores he had written, expensive Remington statuary, an eight-foot-high fiber glass statue of a character from the Planet of the Apes and awards, plaques, and gold watches he had accumulated over the years.

     Since Davis was broke and all his assets frozen, his Rat Pack pal Frank Sinatra was paying the bills at the home for food, water, gas, and lights.

     While Davis’s wife Altovise was also responsible for the debt, she publicly claimed she was penniless for fear the agents would seize any monies she might have. As a result, inside sources said the wife prayed every day that the utilities in the home would remain in service until her husband died.

     Finally, around noon on May 16, the publicist and the family announced Davis had passed. All of the busy hustle-bustle, the throng of world press, the cops, and the distraught neighbors were gone now.

     All that remained were memories. I think you could make the argument that, upon a celebrity’s death, the reach of his fame can be determined by the geographical representation of the reporters assigned to cover his demise.

     I had covered my share of death-watches, but I had never seen as broad a representation of world press as the one for Sammy Davis Jr. When I covered the wedding of Robert Wagner and Jill St. John in the Palisades, there was a reporter from Turkey.

    That was the first time I had ever seen a press rep from such a far-flung locale. At Sammy Davis Jr.’s death watch, there was not only a reporter from Turkey, but press reps from England, France, Japan, and even Vietnam, probably the result of Davis’s appearances as an entertainer for our servicemen during the Vietnam War.

     It was the one and only time I had ever seen a reporter from Vietnam at any Hollywood event. It was a first and a moment to be remembered. Now that’s what I call true worldwide fame.

     R.I.P Sammy!!

Me and Bob Hope

I had grown up with Bob Hope. When I was a child growing up in the hills of North Alabama in the early forties, I was an avid reader of Bob Hope comic books. On late night TV, I had watched most of the movies he had made with Bing Crosby and others, and in 1976, when I was working in the Enquirer’s Washington, D.C. office, I met him for the first time.

I was sitting in the Insider office in the National Press Building one afternoon when a man popped his head in the door.

“Bob Hope is down in the press room if anybody wants to interview him,” he said.

I knew I had to meet the great man.

For almost an hour, several other reporters and I posed questions about his personal life and his career, but all we got back were snappy wisecracks designed to produce belly laughs rather than copy. Later, when I worked in Hollywood, I would occasionally see him in Palm Springs at his famous golf tournament or at local restaurants.

Here was a man who, in my opinion, had conquered every frontier of show business. Radio, television, vaudeville, stage, movies, singing, dancing, standup comedy, and his legendary Christmas Tours for serviceman overseas. He was truly “Mr. Show Business,” entertaining Americans for generations. From alpha to omega, this man had not only bedazzled the world, but he had done so in spades.

In the early fall of 1994, I was on assignment in Palm Springs when I stopped by a Long’s Drugstore to buy some toothpaste. As I started in, I saw a man walking toward me, his arm locked in the arm of another much older man to keep him erect. The older man was unshaven, wearing a baseball cap, and appeared to be slightly palsied. As I approached the pair, I could see that the older man was Bob Hope.

For a moment, I stared at the two men moving hop-step across the parking lot, the halting steps of the older man following stride-by-stride of the younger man. As I watched, I felt deep sadness. Great God! I thought. Is this all that life is worth? Here was a man who had bedazzled the entire world and now he required another human being to assist him in remaining erect. Is that all life was worth?

Somehow, I suddenly had a deep understanding that no matter who you are or what you have accomplished in life, this was your ultimate end. I remember thinking, there’s no justice or mercy or goodness on this earth, only despair and nothingness in the end. As always, at times like these, I felt that if I had been more of a religious man, such moments wouldn’t have overtaken me with such a pervasive sadness.

Remembering Kukla, Fran and Ollie!

Kukla, Fran and Ollie

(Editor’s note: As most of my readers know, I spent 30 years working as a reporter with the National Enquirer and other tabloids. This is one of my personal experiences during those years.)

No single story I ever wrote for the tabloids touched my heart in quite the same way as a deathbed interview with Fran Levington, the puppeteer genius who won the hearts and minds of millions of television viewers in the mid-to-late fifties as “Fran” in the beloved children’s television show Kukla, Fran and, Ollie.

One day in June of 1989 while chatting with one of my Hollywood medical sources, the contact asked: “Do you know who Fran Levington is? She was on Kukla, Fran, and Ollie during the early days of television. And she’s dying of bone marrow cancer.”

I was drawing a blank. Finally, we ended the call and I went to lunch. An hour later, sitting over a Chinese chicken salad at Chin-Chin’s on Sunset Blvd., it dawned on me. Kukla, Fran, and Ollie was an early television puppet show that featured Fran, the only human on the show, Kukla, the bulb-nosed, bald-headed, head honcho of a puppet troupe and Ollie, a mischievous, one-tooth dragon.

The puppets said their lines on a make-believe children’s stage while Fran, who played big sister to the troupe and tried to maintain peace among them, was outside the stage. It was a marvelously simple, but highly effective entertainment vehicle.

Instantly, my mind wandered back to the late fifties when I was a student in junior high and, every day after school, I would rush into the house, throw my books on the couch, and flip on the television to watch the KFO show on an old black and white TV that received only two channels.

I was twelve or thirteen years old, but I remember how I would giggle with delight when Ollie would slam his flat chin on the stage in frustration or do a rolling motion on his back to endear himself to Fran and the audience. Although the show was developed for children, often the themes were very adult. With that sudden flash of memory, I knew I had to interview her.

That afternoon, I went to the hospital in Van Nuys. When I entered the room, I explained who I was. She graciously shook my hand and asked me to sit down.

She was dressed in a light-blue hospital gown and her snowy white hair hung loosely about her shoulders. Although I could see she was very sick, she had a quick smile, a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, and was eager to talk to me.

She was eighty-one years old.

“Oh, I love the Enquirer,” she said when I announced my affiliation. “They have great recipes and housekeeping tips and I love to read the latest Hollywood gossip. How much time will you need?”

“Probably thirty minutes to an hour.”

“Then we better wait until tomorrow,” she said. “In a few minutes, I’m going in for radiation treatment and I’ll be very tired after that, but tomorrow morning, say around ten, I’d love to do the interview.”

I smiled and said thanks.

“Be sure you’re here tomorrow morning,” she said. “I might not be here tomorrow afternoon.”

“Ten sharp,” I replied.

The following morning, when I arrived at her hospital room, she welcomed me. 

Although she put on a cheerful face, I could see she was near death. Her hair, which had been snowy white the day before, was now a parched brown color and hung scraggily and lifeless about her shoulders. Somehow, the radiation had affected her eyes and she kept moving her head to and fro as if she were trying to keep me in focus.

“Let’s get started. I’m going to meet Archie,” she said, referring to her late husband, “and we’ve got a long journey ahead of us.”

She recalled her early days in Iowa and how she was born for show business.

“When I was a teenager in Iowa, my brother put together a local orchestra and hired me as a singer. From the very first show, I was hooked.”

Later, she worked in Cedar Rapids, then moved to Chicago, where she found work as a singer and comedienne and was an instant hit as “Aunt Franny,” a gossipy spinster on Chicago radio.

“Although I could sing and act,” she said, “it was comedy and puppets that I loved most.”

In 1947, while living in Chicago, she met an old puppeteer friend she had known from her War Bonds tour days and he asked her to put together a children’s show with puppets.

“I had had the idea in my head for Kukla, Fran, and Ollie for almost thirty years,” she said. “It was very similar to a puppet show I did at my school when I was a teenager. I just renamed the characters and wrote new skits.”

It was an instant hit.

“I’ll always be remembered for Kukla, Fran, and Ollie,” she said. “I loved doing that show. You can discuss very serious subjects in an innocent way with puppets and not offend or upset anyone.”

She said her maiden name was Allison, but she later married a music publisher named Archie Levington who had died in 1978.

“We never had any children,” she said. “My children were the millions of kids who watched Kukla, Fran, and Ollie day after day.”

I smiled.

“And I loved every one of them,” she said.

I explained that I had been one of her adoring fans.

“Then you’re one of my children, John,” she said, “and I love you.”

Suddenly, my mind was flooded with all the wonderful memories of the afternoons I had spent watching KFO. The willful, overbearing Kukla, the well meaning, but simple Ollie, and the reasoning voice and the counsel of Fran came roaring back into my mind as if I were suddenly transported back to 1957.

“I love you too,” I said, and from the bottom of my heart, I meant it.

She smiled.

“I think I’ll sleep now,” she said.

“I understand,” I replied. “Thanks for the interview.”

For a moment, I peered at her as she closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.

The following morning, I called the hospital. The operator said she had died at eleven a.m. the previous day. She never awoke from sleep after my interview.

As I hung up the phone, tears were streaming down my face and I wasn’t sure why. I had only known this woman through her television show and our two brief encounters at the Van Nuys hospital, yet somehow, I felt I had been friends with her all my life.

To me, there was always a special sadness in seeing an entertainer die. Here was a kind, gracious, loving woman who brought joy to millions and now, like many human beings, her ultimate reward was to die alone. Probably, more than anything, I was made aware of my own mortality. In my heart, I knew that each of us must face death in our own way. I had watched this wonderful person walk that lonesome valley. Many times, I’ve wondered how I would face my own death.

 

R.I.P Burt Reynolds

I see Burt Reynolds has passed on over to the other side. Right now, somewhere up there in heaven, just east of Eden, ole Burt is doing 130 mph in that Camaro and running from Jackie Gleason. He was one of many celebs I chased back in the day.

In the late seventies, Burt had a beautiful ranch near the coast up at Jupiter, which is in Martin County, the next coast county north of Palm Beach. The ranch was little more than a staging area for his sexual conquests. He had all the toys that bachelors of the day needed. These included a beautiful home with a full bar, a swimming pool, a pool table, horses and a king-sized bed with a mirror.

Near Burt’s Ranch, less than five miles away, was a state park, Johnathan Dickinson State Park, where you could rent and stable horses. During those days, I usually stabled a horse there and became friends with the employees at the stables. One of the employees was a young blonde kid who said he worked at Burt’s Ranch during the week selling hay. He knew I worked for the NE and I told him, if would call me when Burt and sally were at the ranch, I would make it worth his while. He agreed.

Two weeks later, he called and announced that Burt and Sally were at the Jupiter ranch.

So, the following day, Ron Caylor, the editor on the story, told writer Bob Smith (an always smiling, fast-moving guy with a salt-and-pepper beard), to let me use his old pickup and go up to Jupiter to Burt’s ranch and buy some hay. While I was there, I should nose around and see if the famous couple were about.

So I drove up to Jupiter and, when I pulled into the ranch driveway in Bob’s old pickup, the ranch manager came out. I told him was there to buy three bales of hay.
“I’ll open the gate and you drive back to the barn,” he said.

So I drove back to the barn and waited for the guy to come load the hay. From that vantage point, I see the entire rear of the ranch house, The curtains were pulled and I could see no motion through the sliding glass door from the pool deck. As he was loading the hay, my eyes were scanning all directions, but no sign of Burt and Sally.

Just seconds after he had loaded the hay and was about to slam the tailgate, Sally, in a bathing suit, came out with a drink in her hand and took a seat in a poolside chair.
“That will be $6,” the man said.
I handed him six dollars.
“You can move on now,” he said. ‘I’ve got another truck waiting.”
I looked. Another truck was waiting to be loaded, but I had only done half of my job. I had seen Sally, but I hadn’t seen Burt.I started to get back into the truck then I knew I had to do something to stall for some more time.
”I think my tire is low.”
I stopped and knelt on the ground and pretended to check the air in the left front tire. Then….. suddenly hallelujah!! Under the bottom of the truck, I could Burt coming out of the sliding glass door to join Sally at the pool. Quickly I got back into the truck and started the engine. Now, through the windshield, I could see Burt and Sally sitting by the pool, drinks in hands, soaking up the rays.
I turned back to the ranch manager.
“Thanks!” I said. “Have a good day!”
Ron Caylor was smiling from ear to ear when I got back to the office.
I miss those days!!!